1. That Sunday morning abomination..when your mom catch you still in bed
2. And you’ll be like “Belle started turning me this mawrin ooo”
3. how you peep to check if everyone is outside and ready to leave
4. When the car finally zooms off
5. and you run to the sitting room to watch tv not knowing Nepa has been watching you on 3D…
As you press the ON button, Nepa will now do you ntoorr
6. and as you are doing your own jejely in the house, Jehovah witness people will na start knocking on somebody’s gate
7. How you greet your parents when they return home
8. how your parents look at you
9. when your mom starts asking who took rice from pot when she knew you were the only one at home oo
10. your dad’s face when he sees you joining to watch home video later at night
