Welcome to the new era. Where everyone wakes up and decides to set A church up. They all have funny names also. Well, if you think we’re joking, then take a ride with us.
1. Run For Your Life Ministry:
It appears this church is trying to tell you to run for your life once you see it but people are obviously blind and don’t really think much of the meaning. As they say, “he who runs, lives to fight another day.”
2. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigade Ministry:
We do not know whether if this is truly the name of a church or a military base, only God understands.
3. Tithe and Offering Bible Church of God:
This one is straight, no wahala!! You should understand what to do when you get there, it is right in your face.
4. Satan in Trouble Ministries:
Obviously!
5. Guided Missile Church:
This is really a war zone and you have to prepare for war whenever you are going to church.
7. Healing Tsunami Ministries:
We are wondering how this church plans using a Tsunami to cure? Do they even understand what that is?
8. The Ministry of Unclad Wire
We swear , the pastor of this church is an Electrician…
9. High Tension Church:
And this one probably works in the hospital
10. Target Church:
You need to know you are the target if you are a member of this church and your pocket is the bull’s eye.
