1. When you misbehave anywhere else:
When you misbehave in a Nigerian home:
How will they now ground someone they don’t even allow to go out?
2. The washing machine anywhere else:
The washing machine in a Nigerian home:
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Your clothes oh, your parents’ clothes oh, your neighbour’s clothes sef, all join. You will wash.
3. When your parents see you resting anywhere else:
When your parents see you resting in a Nigerian home:
What have you done that you are resting?
4. The dishwasher everywhere else:
The dishwasher in a Nigerian home:
That big pot on the stove is sha your worst enemy.
5. Saturday mornings anywhere else:
Saturday mornings in a Nigerian home:
You will clean the house till it’s time to go to church the next day.
6. The car wash everywhere else:
The car wash in a Nigerian home:
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You will wash under the car join.
7. Before you go to bed anywhere else:
Before you go to bed in a Nigerian home:
Bedtime stories ke? Read your bible and sleep biko.
8. The TV remote anywhere else:
The TV remote in a Nigerian home:
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Which one is remote when you are there to change channel.
9. How your parents wake you up for school anywhere else:
How your parents wake you up for school in a Nigerian home:
Better wear your uniform and be going to school.
10. The vacuum cleaner anywhere else:
The vacuum cleaner in a Nigerian home:
Oya go and carry that broom and packer.
