Dismembered human penis found at Alabama gas station
According to police, a customer at an Alabama gas station discovered a human penis in the parking lot.
According to Lagniappe (local newspaper), the dismembered body was discovered at a Mobile gas station on Interstate 10 just after 6 a.m. on Monday, January 30, according to multiple sources.
Police officers arrived at the scene and took the appendage as evidence.
Initial reports indicate that police don’t believe the finding to be proof of foul play.
One employee simply told local reporters: It was a whole d*ck.
A statement at 4 pm from the Mobile Police Department stated the incident was “not being investigated as an assault or murder”. The statement added that it was a mystery how on Earth the penis ended up there.
CCTV footage, later seen by local reporters, apparently shows a black truck pulling into a station at around 6.15 am to fill up.
The truck then pulls away before a penis then falls onto the car park tarmac.
Once the report was made, a heavy police presence attended the store, located in the port city of Mobile on Alabama’s gulf coast.
The area was taped off while police investigated the incident, which has caused a stir in the local community.
The Mobile Police Department separately told the Daily Caller that the working assumption is that the horrid find was likely tied to the deadly crash of a motorcyclist that same morning.
Christopher Means, 29, was pronounced dead at the scene after losing control and being struck by multiple vehicles, police said, noting how only one driver remained at the scene.