1. When she comes to visit but refuses to go back home after 6 months.
Hay God!
2. When she enters your kitchen and starts opening your pots.
“I don’t think you’re alright o”.
3. You, when she starts calling you ‘sis’.
When did all that one start?
4. When she tastes your food and asks if you’re allergic to salt.
Pahdin?
5. When you and bae are getting romantic and she calls to have a ‘talk’ with him.
Enemy of progress!
6. When she starts giving you relationship advice that you didn’t ask for?
Who asked you though?
7. When she starts gisting about that his ex-girlfriend that she ‘really really likes’.
Bad belle!
8. When she starts turning you to house girl in your own house.
See me see trouble.
9. What she serves you the day she decides to cook for you.
“I thought you were watching your weight’.
10. When she calls you ‘our wife’ but you know she wants to ask you for something
What do you want abeg?
11. When she turns you to emergency babysitter.
Stress!
