Flamboyant socialite, and popular Lagos-based Psychologist and Relationship therapist, Joro Olumofin, has shared his well-researched reasons why side-chicks are winning over housewives.
1. S*xually Progressive – Most Side-chicks are more s*xually exposed and enlightened than wives, Sidechicks are willing to take more risks & use every single organ of their body to please a man. Meanwhile some wives are very Comfortable with only missionary style from January to December, they frown at a lot of things.
E.g. I received a mail last month where a husband woke his wife up in the middle of the night & asked her for s*x in the car, she replied him & said why are we paying all this rent money to have s*x in the car. Do I look like a university girl to you? The husband got so upset, went to the toilet to masturbate. A Sidechick would never say NO to s*x in the car even at 3am.
2. Body Goals / Physique: A wife has a lot of responsibilities.Managing a home, raising children, running her business, catering for her husbands needs / chores. She doesn’t have time or luxury to have body goals or even Join a gym, hence she begins to look like a GrandMa or an Aunty.
Most wives assume the role of mothers 1000% forgetting about their looks and their husbands needs. On the other hand, Sidechicks sleep in the gym, slay for breakfast and dinner, have flat a belly and look exactly like a mans fantasy.
3. Some wives are not Prayer warriors, their prayers are face validity alone, they don’t have a “War Room Mentality” : A lot of Sidechicks have Spiritual & marine spirit backing & are on a mission to destroy homes & take everything for themselves. They use charms & all sorts to seduce husbands.
Some wives have already lost the battle before it began because they don’t have a deep rooted relationship with God neither can they fast for 40 days or more for their family’s sake. They want Pastors to fight their battles for them instead of intending to the issue personally. .
4. Mental Masturbation: Make a man feel like a king even if he’s broke or hasn’t paid the children’s school fees. Most husbands avoid their homes because it reminds them of a reality they want to avoid. their failures, responsibilities, duties, obligations etc) Wives are very good at putting their husbands in reality check by nagging and making him feel less of a man.
E.g. You haven’t paid Jnrs School fees, we haven’t paid the mechanic, the rent is due, generator is bad, when are you getting a new job? , make sure you enroll for your masters. All these questions kill a mans Ego. When he is with his Mistress she has no business with these questions and she makes him feel like King Kong.
5. Men are like babies. They want everything new and shiny : Sidechicks are in tune with what’s going on in town, the new songs, the new bars/clubs , new attires men are wearing, new hair cut, new s*x positions, new slangs. When a man hangs out with his mistress he feels likes a young boy again, he feels like a university boy, she tells him to grow his beard, she tells him ” who you epp” , she calls him ” end time bae” , ” Recession boy” things he has never heard before. But when he gets home his wife says ” Good Morning Akin, how are you?” She makes dinner reservations for him at the same restaurant he has been to 1000 times. He starts looking at his own home as basic.
Written by: Joro Olumofin
