1.The “I Just Got Back” (IJGB).
His accent brings all the girls to the yard!
2. The uninvited guest.
![Joro Olumofin](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/j.jpg)
Nobody knows who exactly invited him but he’s sha there and there’s nothing anybody can do about it!
3. The professional groomsman.
![banky-w](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/banky-w.jpg)
Always the groomsman, never the groom. At this point being a groomsman could be his job!
4. The one that keeps forgetting he is married.
![tuface](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tuface.jpg)
Flirting with everyone, collecting numbers and making sure all the fine girls are ok… meanwhile his wife is waiting for him to bring her drink oh!
5. The eligible bachelor.
![FALZTHEBADGUY-400x242](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/FALZTHEBADGUY-400x242-1.jpg)
Funny AND smart AND employed AND handsome. A rare specie.
6. The groom’s baby cousin.
![Korede Bello](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Korede-Bello.jpg)
This one thinks he is old enough to chat to all the babes at the wedding. Meanwhile he’s like 15 oh!
7. The “once upon a time” eligible bachelor.
![Dbanj-Hi-Res-Pic-21](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dbanj-Hi-Res-Pic-21.jpg)
A couple hundred weddings ago he was the eligible bachelor but now… not so much.
8. The local champion.
![Reminisce_Soundit.com_.ng_biography](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Reminisce_Soundit.com_.ng_biography.jpg)
The life of the party!
9. The “artsy” guy.
![Adekunle-Gold](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Ghoste8-Adekunle-Gold.jpg)
Wore a tie-dye agbada to the wedding with hand-made sandals. In his spare time he meditates at Freedom Park.
10. The rowdy noisemaker.
![davido-2](https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/davido-2.jpg)
Him and his crew of scallywags have cornered half of the alcohol at the wedding and just sit in one area making noise and pointing at all the pretty girls.