The world’s most sought after smartphone has been announced and it’s on sale already
But considering the exchange rate, you are about to spend N400,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months
Premium PVR sef, you’re covered
2. One And Half Years’ Rent In Egbeda
With borehole and mai-guard
3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu
Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road
4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti
Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda
5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy
Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle
6. Weekend in Dubai
#DubaiBalling
7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel
Lau-lau spending
8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer
We’ll be drinking till six in the morning
9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops
Sweet dreams are made of these
10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost
Thank you Yeezus!
11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates
Oya turn up! Belle go full
12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber
Flawless friction all day
13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol
Because scarcity can start any fucking time
14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
iPhone 7 ko, iPhone 11 ni.
Be guided. lol
